*AHH..LATE WITH THE BLOG AGAIN...
That's cuz myself and the other members of Team: Dimpled Balls were out on the course putting in a practice round for this Saturday's Mini-Golf for Cheaters Tourney!! (the Wifey kicked all our asses!!)

Practice round? Yes, that's how serious this event is. We needed to discover the nuances of this particular course to figure out when to dole out the cheating tools. Should we use the water gun here? Or the brick over here? Or just give everybody wiggly balls?

Regardless of the tactics we use, we will crush our opponents, whose teams are made up of perverts, gamblers, circus clowns and beauty-school dropouts.

If you haven't yet, there's still time to donate some $$$ so we can have more tools to cheat with. Go here to sponsor me and Team: Dimpled Balls, and while you're there, you can peruse the 826LA website and see where the money's going (it's a damn good cause).

And if you want to come and watch, it's this Saturday, the 18th, 7pm at the Sherman Oaks Castle Mini-Golf park on Sepulveda near the 101 and 405. (Wow..I sound like I live in L.A. or somethin')

*OKAY..THE BOSTON SIGNING IS SET IN STONE..
I will be signing books at Million Year Picnic in Harvard Square on Saturday, August 25th at 11am-1pm. I know it's early, but you can see how I manage being hungover from the night before..Cuz Aug. 24th IS MY BIRTHDAY!! (If you had the 2007 Little Vics/Megamix calendar, you'd know that) So come by and give me some birthday money.

*WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON..
I'll be up in San Francisco on Friday and Saturday morning for some Spark workshops with High School teachers. I'm preparing to do the Small Press Expo in Bethesda in September. And expect a super gigantic huge announcement next month about the K Chronicles. Sure..Most of you know it already anyway...

Labels: 826la, birthday, boston, harvard square, million year picnic, mini-golf, San Francisco, spx 2007