*IT WAS MY MOM’S BIRTHDAY ON JANUARY 20TH..
And what better gift to give her than the first African-American president? Thank you, Barack Obama. I saved $60 from not having to call 1-800 Flowers at 1am the night before.
*AHHH.. AND WHAT A DAY IT WAS..
Man!! It felt like Christmas when I was a little kid. I could barely sleep. The wifey woke me and got me outta bed, and I ran to the living room full of excitement. Oh, what a joy it was to see fear and divisiveness leave office and inclusion and hope move in.
Possible reasons why Cheney is in a wheelchair:
*Faking it for sympathy.
*Hurt himself shredding endless boxes of documents.”
*He’s trying to stay low to the ground.
What a pleasure it was to see Obama tear the outgoing administration a new poo-hole with his fine speech. Yes! Let’s return science back to its rightful place! Yes, global warming does exist!!
And bravo to the crowd for giving Bush and Cheney the big send-off whilst in their helicopter (wish it took ’em to the Hague). Heckuva job, Bushie. Heckuva job.
*YOU GOTTA LOVE AN INAUGURAL BALL THAT’S PLAYING CAMEO..
And it wasn’t Word Up!! I was freaking out when Stevie Wonder was about to performed Signed, Sealed, Delivered, because I thought it might contradict my cartoon for this week. But, lo and behold, they trotted out ten(!!) different people to butcher his song. What the !@@#$??
*OBAMA WILL BE ON THE DOLLAR COIN..
And it will finally succeed. You heard it here first.