*ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT COMMENTARY PULLED OFFA THE BOSTON.COM FEEDBACK ABOUT THE OBAMA NEW YORKER COVER:

New Yorker Correspondence:

Dear David Remnick, Editor, New Yorker:

Dude, I’ve ben thinking about a hysterical piece of cover art.

What if I did one of those evolutionary charts, showing how primitive man evolved into modern man, but where the missing link is supposed to go… I drew Barack Obama! It could be ironic, y’know, and show how SOME think black people are a lower form of human life!

Oh! And I could draw it so the last figure… the most evolved… looks like John McCain!

Huh? Huh? Funny?

Tell me what you think?

Love,

Barry Blitt, illustrator

Dear Barry:

Great idea, Barry! Great!

But let me try and make it even better. What if… ha-ha-ha… what if you drew a slave ship and sitting at one of the stations, chained to his seat, rowing like mad… was Barack Obama.

That would be VERY IRONIC and VERY FUNNY, because it could show how SOME people still see him as a descendant of the slave trade and therefore, like… property.

You know, like a washing machine!

Funny, right?

Hugs and kisses,

David

Dear David:

The slave ship thing is… my wife and I were HOWLING about it in bed last night.

But it gave me an even better idea.

What if the cover were an image from the south in like the 30’s, right? And Barack Obama were running for his life? (I bet you can see where I’m going here!) And chasing Barack Obama where a bunch of Klu Klux Klan members, in their white sheets, carrying torches.

Wouldn’t that be HYSTERICAL! And Ironic. So ironic! It could be about how SOME have seen this election about race-relations and how SOME are still dealing in the politics of hate!

I just think… ha-ha-ha… think that would be GREAT?!? You?

With admiration and class,

Barry

Dear Barry:

The lynching cover does sound GREAT, and CLASSY, but what if… what if you draw the image of Martin Luther King on the hotel balcony, but instead of Martin Luther King… standing there is… BARACK OBAMA!

Isn’t that FUNNY? And, like, SUPER IRONIC.

It could be about how SOME people who have run in this campaign have made references to people wanting to assassinate the Democratic candidate for President! Wow! Huh? Yes!?!?

With hopes for a better tomorrow,

David

Dear David:

Wait. Wait. This just came to me. What if the cover was NOT of Barack Obama, but of John McCain and the image was from a Vietnam POW camp and the North Vietnamese were torturing him. Knocking his teeth out and water-boarding him.

It could be an ironic commentary about how SOME feel about our OWN tactics during this war, right, and therefore extremely, extremely, funny.

Can’t wait to go to work,

Barry

Dear Barry:

I’m sorry, but your last email really offended me. Can you imagine how John McCain’s kids might react to such a cover filled with hateful imagery? Can you imagine how Republicans would react if we tried to get a laugh out of the Senator’s pain?

Have you no sense of decency, sir?

Look, just go with a cover of Barack and Michelle Obama in the Oval Office. He’s in Kenyan garb and she looks like a militant, gun toting black radical. Put a burning American flag in the fireplace and a photo of Osama Bin Laden above the hearth.

You know… subtle… non-inflammatory.

Because, in the end, we can’t take a chance that we would stir up hate.

David.

(this really sez it all…Some guy named James McDouglas wrote it.-kk)