*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
Well, officially it’s tomorrow. And when people ask me what does one get for their fortieth birthday, I’ll know just what to say..

PNEUMONIA!!

That’s right, folks. Your friendly neighborhood cartoonist got himself a heap o’ Pneumonia for his birthday..and he ain’t sharing it with nobody..NOBODY!!(‘cept mebbe his wife)..

So while the rest of you are out drinking, BBQing, shooting up and sleeping around, think of yours truly hucking up another thick, gooey, yellowish concoction, discreetly wrapping it in toilet paper, and dropping off for the night nurse to take away.

Enjoy!!